What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:54

Unacceptable again!
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Then came..
Top Cardiovascular Researcher Sounds Alarm Over Current Heart Health Guidelines - SciTechDaily
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)