What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Who is Biden’s mom?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

My Tried and True Trick to Combine Multiple PDFs Free on Windows and Mac - CNET

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Blake Lively Just Smoked Justin Baldoni in Court. The Question Is Whether It Will Matter. - Slate Magazine

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Then came..

Top Cardiovascular Researcher Sounds Alarm Over Current Heart Health Guidelines - SciTechDaily

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Compound in Rosemary and Sage was Turned into Alzheimer’s Treatment That Boosts Memory and Cuts Amayloid - Good News Network

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Godfather of AI Alarmed as Advanced Systems Quickly Learning to Lie, Deceive, Blackmail and Hack - futurism.com

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Human remains lost after memorial spaceflight capsule crashes into the sea - Space

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)